Thursday, March 24, 2011

my dream....

This is not about some dream that I hope will happen in the future if that's what you were hoping for. 

No. 

It's better.  It's about an actual dream I had this morning.

And it is so very weird. 

I have no idea why I had it, why the people who were in it were involved, and why I would remember the details that I remembered from it....

Anywho...

I managed to hit snooze for a good 2 hours this morning and rolled out of bed at 6:45.  That's a solid two hours after my first alarm went off (because I usually get up at 4:45 to get ready to go to the gym...).  I typically leave my house at 7:23 but this morning I needed to leave earlier to drop Laila off at my sister's house. 

I somehow managed to get ready in 20 minutes because I was out the door at 7:05 this morning people!  Record time!  And apparently I don't look as though I just rolled out of bed, people said my hair looked good today....

Before I actually woke up, I was having the WEIRDEST dream ever. 

Seriously. 

Part of me is embarrassed to even tell you guys about it (even though I have shared the story a handful of times already today...) but part of me wants you to share in this randomness.  So here it goes:

Apparently I decided to host some kind of high school reunion in my bedroom, of all places...because that obviously makes sense. 

(Now that I think about it...maybe I had this dream because I got a Facebook message yesterday talking about my high school 10 year class reunion...yuck that makes me sound old...)

We were all hanging out on my bed, there were probably about ten of us just chilling in my room and I specifically remember two guys from my high school as being there.  Neither of whom I've talked to let alone have seen in the past couple of years. 

I had to get up to go to the bathroom, so I walked into the bathroom attached to my room and found something that resembled this:



Yes, that would be a corn poo and a toothbrush in my toilet.

Why wouldn't someone flush that down? And more importantly, why is there a toothbrush in there?  Were they killing two birds with one stone and brushing and pooping at the same time?

Upon finding this discovery I marched out to my room where everyone was hanging out and demanded to know who wouldn't flush and why there was a toothbrush in the toilet.

One of the guys that I hadn't talked to in forever claimed the turd and said he left it for people to see and didn't think flushing was a good idea because the toothbrush ended up in the toilet.

And then I woke up.

What the hell?

Why did I have this dream and why would I remember the detail of the corn turdie and toothbrush?

Usually I don't remember my dreams at all...so why this one?!

EW.

3 comments:

  1. Okay here's what I think: You had corn before bed and it made you have weird dreams, and you forgot to brush your teeth. The reunion thing is just because of the message.

    I think I'm going to be in Europe during our 10 year reunion. Yay me!

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  2. I'm dying to know who it is from your class in your dreams! HAHAHA! Too funny of a dream!

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  3. Hahahaha oh wow. I have no idea.

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