|Editor's Note: This picture is solely to look at my dad's shorts and not meant to showcase my permed hair and "Big Dog's" t-shirt or my sisters huge teddy bear t-shirt and giant glasses. Thanks.|
Coach's shorts to be exact.
I'm not sure if you should've worn those. Ever.
And I'm just going to go ahead and state that you should never wear them again. Ever.
I know they're still in your closet (partially because I cleaned out your closet for you recently and partly because you recently told me you thought about wearing them).
And I know that you think they still fit. I'm sure they do; I'm not doubting that you can still get them on. The question, however, is do they still look as good as that picture up there?
The ultimate question: do you have to be a coach to wear coach's shorts?
Apparently the answer is no again.
As far as I know, dad, you weren't a coach...right? I mean you helped me out when I played sports in my younger years, obviously--that's why I was so awesome at anything that I attempted.
100% polyester doesn't look great on just anyone and everyone and especially on the lower half.
In conclusion, dad, I think it's time to put the coach's shorts into permanent retirement (along with a couple of sweaters still in your closet...just sayin....)
I mean you're getting ready to move and a good closet clean out is a must; I think most would agree with me. As always, I'm here to assist you with getting rid of all of that stuff that you just shouldn't wear any longer...
|This guy: obviously a coach. Duh. I mean he has a matching coach's shirt for goodness sakes.|