Wednesday, October 6, 2010


I bet you thought this was going to be about moles on your skin, right? 

I could talk about those kind, or else I could tell you about my other pet(s) besides my little baby Laila. 

Isn't it cute?  I haven't named them yet so if you have any ideas, offer them up!

These precious little creatures first invaded my yard last spring and ever since I've been trying to kill them off. 

They create these awesome paths and tunnels and holes all over your yard and then when they decide to poke their heads out this huge mound of dirt protrudes up over the grass and makes the yard look amazing.

This afternoon I looked out my kitchen window and I noticed a brand new mound of dirt.  So, I put on my work gloves, grabbed the cone of poison peanuts and dumped them down the mole hill.

Luckily this isn't my yard...or at least not yet.
Every time I put poison peanuts down the mole hill I say a little prayer that goes something like this: "Die bitches".


  1. Poison peanuts for moles? Let me know if they work, wouldja? If they do work, I'd like to know who makes 'em and where can I get a ton or two? My top soil is mostly sand and I swear the moles have relay races across my yard. It's gets to be like walking on a sponge sometimes.

    Oh - btw - I kinda ended up here from following the followers over at "Calling People Names".

  2. Poison peanuts didn't seem to do the trick :(; I just found them at Lowe's. I moved on to a mole trap this week courtesy of my next door neighbor. Luckily he said he'd remove the dead corpse if we caught it...yikes.

    Thanks for stopping by! :)