Hey. Dad.

Remember when I asked you to not feed Laila people food?

My point that she would be sick was proven true tonight when she diarrheaed in my spare bedroom.  Also, all the way back to my house she farted.  On my lap.  For close to two hours.  The only good thing that has come out of her eating too many mashed potatoes, turkey, and dinner rolls is how lethargic she is.  Girlfriend can barely keep her little eyes open tonight.

So, anyway, maybe next time you'll listen to me?  If not, I'm sure she can work her magic on your carpet somewhere.